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2024 Archive: The “Very Demure, Very Mindful” Rule

 I’m currently doing everything in a very cutesy, very modest way. I just paid my taxes demurely. I’m being very mindful of my snacks. 2024 is the year of “Sarcastic Elegance.”

Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef archive. Historically Verified

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@Spice_Girl_Posh06/24/1996 15:34Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Tech_Support_Guy03/26/2009 08:52Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Motherboard_Max03/07/2002 05:16This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Optical_Mouse_9908/04/2011 08:12I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Fifth_Element_Lelu01/24/2007 15:11Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Brazil_Terry_G05/21/2006 15:10Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Hide_The_Pain_H01/10/2001 19:58I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Metacrawler_X03/09/1999 15:59Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Anonymous_User11/03/2010 21:50We are many. We are laughing.

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