My kids think they’re secret agents. My wife thinks I’m a double agent working for the “Dirty Sock Coalition.”
Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
One joke to rule them all!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
A classic from the Spanish web too!