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2007 Vintage: The 300 “This is Sparta!” Quotes

Why was the burger flipping so aggressive? Because after seeing Leonidas, every Dad felt the need to kick the charcoal bag while shouting, “THIS! IS! A COOKOUT!”

Part of the 32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Umbrella” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nsync_Justin01/08/2007 19:35Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@CSS_Master_9905/09/1999 22:32Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Fight_Club_Member12/29/2009 17:07I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Bad_Luck_Brian06/24/2014 22:48Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Under_Const_Gif12/07/2006 07:33This site is never finished... with humor!

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