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Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Moo Deng
A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says,...read more »
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The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Ice Cube
"I'm a hand-carved sphere. I'm very demure."Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
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Scouting the web for gems like this.
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!