They changed the layout again. My wife spent three hours “curating” her life. I told her she’s not a museum; she’s a person who needs to finish the taxes.
Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
The magic man... is laughing!
The best thing since version 1.0!
Posting this to my own wall right now!