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2009 Legacy: The Matching Khaki Directory

A family showing up for the new parish directory photo session all wearing identical white polo shirts and khaki pants while posing in front of a fake library backdrop.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ08/08/2004 07:54Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Quake_Fragger03/01/2000 14:10M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Toy_Story_Buzz04/02/1999 22:55To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@South_Park_Cartman03/01/2003 14:00Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Shrek_Ogrelord11/13/1996 02:27Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Daria_Morg11/13/2015 23:53My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Animorphs_X09/20/1999 12:51I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Thundercats_Ho02/10/1995 20:11Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Chocolate_Rain05/21/2009 17:17I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Friendster_Ghost06/28/2000 05:07Remember me? I’m still laughing.

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