What do you call an ant that’s a doctor? An “ant-i-dote.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
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Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
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In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
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In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
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Found a real treasure with this one.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
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