1995 Classic: Snail Mail vs. E-mail

We started calling traditional mail “Snail Mail” this year. Honestly, it’s an insult to snails—at least they don’t get lost in a “server timeout.”

Part of the 68 Animal Jokes: The 1995 Menagerie Patch archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bage...read more »

Why did the crab never share his toys? Because he was a little s...read more »

What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!read more »

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!read more »

What do cows read in the morning? The moos-paper!read more »

How do you know if there’s a giraffe in your fridge? You can sme...read more »

Bouncing through the meadow of comedy.How many rabbits does it ta...read more »

Why did the goat start a podcast? He had a lot to bleat about!read more »

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark? A bird that...read more »

Why was the squirrel late to school? Because he got caught in a ...read more »

Welcome to 1997. The world went crazy for bean-filled plushies, J...read more »

Welcome to 2021. The year we all learned way too much about the g...read more »

Welcome to 2018. The year half the planet heard "Yanny" and the o...read more »

Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around too long!read more »

@Tripod_Member05/08/2011 10:29Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam01/31/2007 06:08I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Silk_Road_Ghost05/05/2004 23:32Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu05/02/1999 10:17Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Arthas_Fan_0201/15/2006 13:02Succeeding you, father... in laughing!