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2025 Vintage: The Java

 Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”

Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict04/21/2000 10:58LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Forrest_Gump_8802/27/2003 23:21Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@SpiderMan_Tobey09/08/2000 15:39With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club08/17/2011 03:19A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Nu_Metal_Kid04/05/2007 09:42I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Beavis_Cornholio11/07/2012 12:10I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Baxter_The_Dog07/25/1995 06:08Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Dancing_Baby_9611/02/2002 19:41Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

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