“Happy New Year! 2023 is going to be the year of AI!”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The It Ends With Us
A woman walks in with a bouquet of flowers and a complicated rel...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Moo Deng
A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says,...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Bar Snack
"Are these peanuts AI-optimized for crunchiness?"Part of the 58 ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
2024 Classic: The Hazy IPA Fatigue
"I want a beer I can actually see through." "Coming right up, gr...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
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Taking a photo of me laughing!