Why did the President order federal workers back to their desks? Because it’s much harder to “Drain the Swamp” if everyone is working from their couch in pajamas.
Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2025 “D.O.G.E. & Inauguration 2.0” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "Infrastructure Year"
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2024 Legacy: The "Lame Duck" Marathon
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34 Presidential Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & TSA Pat-Downs” Edition
In 2002, the Presidency was all about "The Mission." It was the y...read more »
2024 Archive: The RFK Jr. "Brain Worm" Story
Why was the third-party candidate so unique? Because having a "Br...read more »
2024 Classic: The "AI Video" Fake-outs
Why were they a 2024 problem? Because we couldn't tell if the Pre...read more »
41 Presidential Jokes: The 2024 “The Great Rematch & Torch Passing” Edition
In 2024, the American Presidency felt like a season finale writte...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Garbage Truck Entry
Why did the President-elect ride in a trash hauler? To show that ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Federal Reserve" Staredown
Why is the President looking at Jerome Powell? To see if "Interes...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Hisp-pander-ing" Accusations
Why were both sides dancing to Latin music? Because in 2024, "Des...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Department of Education" Debate
Why did they want to close it? Because the D.O.G.E. department fi...read more »
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Why did Trump love Bitcoin in '24? Because he realized that "Digi...read more »
38 Presidential Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Binders Full of Women” Edition
In 2012, the American Presidency was a high-stakes digital battle...read more »
41 Presidential Jokes: The 2020 “Lockdowns & Zoom Legacies” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Waddle on over and read this!
Posting this to my own wall right now!