2000 Vintage: The Final Verdict
Why do lawyers love the year 2000? Because a new millennium means another 1,000 years of people making mistakes they can charge for. Part of… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Final Verdict
1999 Archive: The “Blue (Da Ba Dee)” Madness
If I hear this song one more time, I will actually turn blue from the sheer frustration. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999… Read More »1999 Archive: The “Blue (Da Ba Dee)” Madness
1999 Archive: The “Genie in a Bottle”
Christina Aguilera’s voice is so big it’s a miracle it fits inside a standard CD player. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro… Read More »1999 Archive: The “Genie in a Bottle”
1998 Vintage: The Google Launch
Google was founded in 1998. The first search ever? “How to delete 20 hours of secret recordings”. Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Google Launch
1997 Vintage: The Church Van Tape Stuck
The parish passenger van permanently playing a cassette tape of a 1992 gospel choir because the tape player mechanism rusted shut and refuses to eject… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Church Van Tape Stuck
1997 Archive: Hale-Bopp Comet
Why did the cousins refuse to wear the family sweaters? Because after the Heaven’s Gate news, anyone wearing matching clothes and Nikes was legally required… Read More »1997 Archive: Hale-Bopp Comet
1997 Classic: The Rise of “PowerPoint Rangers”
Why did the military change in 1997? Because the “Briefing” became more important than the “Operation,” and a well-placed transition effect in a slide deck… Read More »1997 Classic: The Rise of “PowerPoint Rangers”
1996 Vintage: Jim Carrey (The Cable Guy)
Why did Jim Carrey make everyone uncomfortable? Because he got $20 million to prove that a lisp and a drill could make a dark comedy… Read More »1996 Vintage: Jim Carrey (The Cable Guy)
1996 Classic: ER’s Medical Monopoly
Why was ER the drama to beat? Because in 1996, if a show didn’t feature a chaotic trauma room and George Clooney looking concerned in… Read More »1996 Classic: ER’s Medical Monopoly
1996 Classic: The Banana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock… (The infinite loop) Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Classic: The Banana