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1996 Vintage: Jim Carrey (The Cable Guy)

 Why did Jim Carrey make everyone uncomfortable? Because he got $20 million to prove that a lisp and a drill could make a dark comedy more expensive than a small country’s GDP.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 1996 “Spice Up Your Life” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_George08/21/1997 21:54What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Alt_Vista_Searcher12/23/2009 03:04I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Spice_Girl_Posh08/20/2012 20:11Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Hackers_Movie_Fan06/22/2008 03:44Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan10/08/2015 04:19Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Zoolander_Mug04/08/2011 17:46I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Dale_Doback_Fan01/19/2007 07:12Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Frame_Set_Wizard09/21/2012 19:38I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Get_Flash_Player09/14/2000 08:51Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Hacktivist_Fan04/20/1996 11:17Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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