1999 Archive: The “Genie in a Bottle”

Christina Aguilera’s voice is so big it’s a miracle it fits inside a standard CD player.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@QuickTime_Viewer11/09/2015 16:47Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Winamp_Playlist09/08/2010 11:44Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax08/20/1995 06:30I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Dirty_Dancing_F12/29/2002 02:58Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Shagadelic_9705/25/1995 00:27This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Dodgeball_Pat07/12/2007 17:40If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Ancient_Aliens_G11/01/2008 15:45I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Smosh_Old_School11/02/2009 06:26Back when the internet was simple and funny.