Why did the cousins refuse to wear the family sweaters? Because after the Heaven’s Gate news, anyone wearing matching clothes and Nikes was legally required to stay 50 feet away from the punch bowl.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Rickroll” Edition
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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Thanksgiving was a victory lap. We survived the millenni...read more »
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In 2016, Thanksgiving was a wild ride. We were busy catching virt...read more »
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In 2005, Thanksgiving was about sharing your first viral video, w...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
The Dude abides... this joke.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!