Why did the military change in 1997? Because the “Briefing” became more important than the “Operation,” and a well-placed transition effect in a slide deck could save more lives than a flak jacket.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Alrighty then! Super funny.
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Actually, it IS a cool story!
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