Why do lawyers love the year 2000? Because a new millennium means another 1,000 years of people making mistakes they can charge for.
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
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Super green! Hilarious!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
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