1996 Classic: The Banana

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock… (The infinite loop)

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

@ICQ_Master9902/13/2014 15:17Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Blockbuster_Refugee03/10/2015 08:50Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Spice_Girl_Posh05/26/2009 09:41Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam11/23/2015 01:00I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Kazaa_Leecher07/22/1999 00:24I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Res_Dogs_MrPink03/02/2002 22:24I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@G_I_Joe_Real03/22/2006 20:39And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Footloose_Ren10/31/1997 21:41Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Get_Flash_Player01/13/2010 07:50Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!