1999 Archive: The “Blue (Da Ba Dee)” Madness

If I hear this song one more time, I will actually turn blue from the sheer frustration.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Lion_King_Simba02/10/1995 04:11Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@OfficeWorker_9911/19/2009 22:55I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz08/11/2014 22:17The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril06/10/2000 21:37He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Magic_SchoolBus09/19/2007 02:29Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Talladega_N_R11/18/1997 07:50If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@No_Way_Jose02/23/1996 04:45No way! That’s too much!