The parish passenger van permanently playing a cassette tape of a 1992 gospel choir because the tape player mechanism rusted shut and refuses to eject it.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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36 Religious Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch Alerts, Wireless Projectors & Selfie Stick Fellowship” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
The magic man... is laughing!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
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Heh heh heh. Good one.