I’m a sail. I’m just “breezy.”
Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!