Why was the basement so high-pitched? Because the Bieb-fever was at 104 degrees, and “Baby, baby, baby, oh!” was the only lyric allowed during the kids’ table meal.
Part of the 33 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & Instagram” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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What is the deal with these funny jokes?
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
My fist is clenched... with joy!
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