Why was the Pentagon nervous in December? Because they had to figure out a new way to fire people that actually involved their job performance rather than their dating life.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2010 “WikiLeaks & Tablet Tactics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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