2020 Vintage: The Mandalorian S2
“Luke Skywalker showed up! My year is made!” “Sir, it’s Dec 31st. It’s a little late for that.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Mandalorian S2
2020 Archive: The Regina King Supremacy
Why her fourth Emmy? For proving that if Regina King is in the cast, other actors should just ask for an autograph and go home.… Read More »2020 Archive: The Regina King Supremacy
2020 Classic: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console television so high that the family three doors down knows exactly what the evening humidity index… Read More »2020 Classic: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
2019 Archive: The Bank Vault
Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account. Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019… Read More »2019 Archive: The Bank Vault
2018 Classic: Tiger’s Tour Championship Win
Why was the entire crowd following one man down the 18th fairway? Because Tiger Woods completed the greatest comeback in sports history, winning for the… Read More »2018 Classic: Tiger’s Tour Championship Win
2017 Archive: The “Suburbicon” Burn
Why George Clooney? For a movie that tried to be a Coen Brothers film but ended up being a “No Brothers” film. Part of the… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Suburbicon” Burn
2016 Archive: The Earth
I’m “grounded” in reality (barely). Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: The Arrival Linguistics
A movie that made me realize that talking to aliens is mostly just about drawing circles on a glass wall. Part of the 79 Observational… Read More »2016 Archive: The Arrival Linguistics
2016 Classic: The Laptop “Rose Gold”
Why was the salesman’s computer pink? “It’s not pink, it’s Rose Gold! It’s a sophisticated metallic hue!” Part of the 69 Office Groaners: The 2016… Read More »2016 Classic: The Laptop “Rose Gold”
2015 Legacy: The Final 2015 Joke
Why did the manager bring a “White and Gold Dress” to the 2016 planning meeting? To show that “Perspective is everything, especially when the budget… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Final 2015 Joke