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I told her my belly is a “luxury item.” She said, “Then it’s time to downsize the inventory.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

@Yahoo_Directory03/16/2002 22:27Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Cyber_Traveler12/07/2007 11:23Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Java_Applet_User12/12/2015 16:55This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Futurama_Bender04/21/1997 09:11Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Ninja_Turtle_R07/11/1998 01:13Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Tagged_Network08/26/2011 03:00You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Starcraft_Zerg10/21/2006 06:03Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan07/06/2002 23:47OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!