Why was he a part-time worker? Because the Brooklyn Nets had a “No Vax, No Play” rule, turning their Big Three into a Big Two-and-a-Half.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Classic. Simply classic.
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