2021 Classic: The Trash Can

I’m “recycling” puns about mittens.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I’m "barking" up the right cloud tower.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

I’m "stuck" on a high-speed data loop.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "positive" my neural link needs an update.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m "pointing" at the exit of the simulation.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

@Twister_Chaser03/22/2012 18:45A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Beverly_Hills_9021010/17/2013 22:07The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Scream_Ghostface12/09/2014 21:49Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Jackass_Johnny06/18/2003 19:13Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Hat_Tip_Sir01/31/2013 00:54M’lady... this joke is superb.