2016 Archive: The Arrival Linguistics

A movie that made me realize that talking to aliens is mostly just about drawing circles on a glass wall.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Matrix_Glitch03/24/2015 10:10There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Diablo_Cow_Level06/24/1998 15:07There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Tripod_Member01/29/1998 08:17Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@ICQ_Classic10/15/2008 17:33That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Unix_Wizard08/05/2010 01:45sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@C++_Dev_9802/24/2002 06:36I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Brick_Tamland_L04/09/2014 14:03I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Banner_Exchange02/03/1998 13:44Click my banner for more laughs!