“Luke Skywalker showed up! My year is made!” “Sir, it’s Dec 31st. It’s a little late for that.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twitch Streamer
A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »
2024 Classic: The Moana 2
"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
2024 Archive: The Nosferatu
A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »
2024 Archive: The ChatGPT-4o
A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
The farce is strong with this one!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Found this on the deep end of the net.