Why was everyone singing about Forbes magazine? Because we all wanted to be on the cover next to Oprah and the Queen, while sitting in a folding lawn chair.
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🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Archive: The "Digital Napkins"
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39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2012 “Avengers & Apocalypse” Edition
In 2012, Independence Day was a "Global Phenomenon." We were all ...read more »
35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Foxes” Edition
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The Fireworks Argument
A guy and his wife were watching fireworks on the Fourth of July....read more »
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41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, Independence Day felt like the ultimate "Pre-Game" for t...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "A Bar Song (Tipsy)"
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!