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2024 Archive: The Brainrot

 A guy walks in and says, “That beer is ‘skibidi’ and ‘ohio’.” The bartender says, “I don’t speak Gen Alpha. Use your words or use the door.”

Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@MIRC_Ghost03/30/1995 09:30Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Gladiator_Proximo03/30/2003 11:36Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
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@Clans_Leader_9905/26/2006 02:16Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut09/27/2000 22:09My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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