Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get “crust-y.”
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!