What do you call a bee that’s a detective? A “buzz-inspector.”
Part of the 51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!