2011 Classic: The Bridesmaids Reality
Why is marriage like the movie Bridesmaids? Because it’s mostly just a group of people arguing over a dress and someone having a nervous breakdown in the middle… Read More »2011 Classic: The Bridesmaids Reality
2010 Legacy: The Trash Can
I’m “recycling” old filters. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: The Pear
We’re a “fruitful” pair of users. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Avatar Connection
A guy tries to connect his ponytail to his wife’s hair. She looks at him and says, “If you’re trying to ‘bond’ with me, try doing it… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Avatar Connection
2009 Archive: The Bitcoin Birth
Someone just told me about “digital gold” created by a guy who doesn’t exist. I’ll stick to my real money, thanks—this “Bitcoin” sounds like a… Read More »2009 Archive: The Bitcoin Birth
2009 Vintage: The Crash
Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway. Part of the 43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2009 Archive… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Crash
2008 Vintage: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Why was the archaeologist hiding in a refrigerator? Because apparently, a 1950s fridge is the only way to survive a nuclear blast and a bad… Read More »2008 Vintage: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
2008 Archive: The Tree
I’m “branching” out into mobile apps. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The Chip
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.” Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Chip
2007 Vintage: The “Glamorous” Lifestyle
Why were the paper plates so fancy? Because Fergie and Ludacris made us feel like the “First Class” section of the lawn was right next… Read More »2007 Vintage: The “Glamorous” Lifestyle