2006 Classic: The Starbucks Fan
“I’ll have a Venti-Watt, extra hot, no foam.” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The Internship
Why was the intern happy? He was told he’d be “managing social media,” which meant deleting 5,000 spam comments from the firm’s MySpace page. Part… Read More »2006 Archive: The Internship
2005 Archive: The Elastic Waistband Creed
Wearing high-waisted, stretch-band polyester trousers that require absolutely no iron work, paired with white walking sneakers that squeak loudly on every linoleum floor. Part of… Read More »2005 Archive: The Elastic Waistband Creed
2004 Vintage: The Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Why was the 4th so dark? Because the Dementors arrived (or maybe it was just a humid cloud), and we all needed a “Patronus” to… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
2004 Archive: The Little Bee
What do you call a bee that’s a detective? A “buzz-inspector.” Part of the 51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2004 Archive: The Little Bee
2003 Classic: Beyoncé’s “Dangerously in Love”
Why was she “Crazy in Love”? Because the horns in that song were so loud they woke up everyone’s inner diva, and Jay-Z officially became… Read More »2003 Classic: Beyoncé’s “Dangerously in Love”
2003 Legacy: The Berry
I’m “berry” funny. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: The High-Top Pump Collection
A teenage usher making a faint, rhythmic puffing sound down the aisle because he keeps adjusting the air valves on his basketball shoes during the… Read More »2003 Archive: The High-Top Pump Collection
2001 Classic: The Margarita
A guy asks for “salt, salt, and more salt.” The bartender says, “Are you a slug?” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey… Read More »2001 Classic: The Margarita
2001 Archive: The Scared Spider
Why did the spider get a job in IT? He was an expert at the “web.” Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Archive: The Scared Spider