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2006 Archive: The Internship

 Why was the intern happy? He was told he’d be “managing social media,” which meant deleting 5,000 spam comments from the firm’s MySpace page.

Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Zip_Drive_Owner02/13/2013 11:22Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
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