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2022 Legacy: The Hourly Rate

 Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent “prompting an AI”? “Advanced algorithmic legal synthesis and prompt-engineering consultation.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cyber_Traveler05/11/1998 03:01Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Retro_Gamer_Girl05/23/2013 04:18Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Under_Const_Gif08/01/2009 04:04This site is never finished... with humor!
@Top_List_Winner12/03/2011 20:16Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@Metacrawler_X02/14/1995 04:13Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Cool_Story_Bro09/06/1996 21:49Actually, it IS a cool story!
@Wall_Post_Hero10/02/2002 10:45Posting this to my own wall right now!

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