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1996 Classic: The Vacuum

 She bought a new Dyson. She says it’s the only thing in the house that actually “picks up after itself.”

Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Twister_Chaser10/11/2007 17:21A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@CSS_Master_9906/16/2008 00:21Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Trinity_Matrix11/13/2012 17:33Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Hide_The_Pain_H01/09/1999 08:31I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Get_Flash_Player08/15/2002 08:06Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler08/26/2008 21:35May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Slashdot_Effect03/31/2002 14:44We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

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