Why did the blonde buy a 40-ounce tumbler just to sit on her couch? She heard “Stanley Cups” were the ultimate status symbol and didn’t want to be the only one “un-hydrated” in her own living room.
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You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Smooth joke, very smooth.