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1997 Legacy: The Pear

 I’m a duo. We’re a great pear.

Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Tamagotchi_Sitter03/17/2005 04:01My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Britney_Spears_Fan10/05/2014 06:26Oops, I laughed again!
@Fight_Club_Member04/14/2000 17:40I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Total_Recall_Fan10/20/2005 02:19Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Fifth_Element_Lelu08/14/1997 21:14Multipass! For the comedy club!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan03/23/2002 19:06Silently laughing in the snow.
@Nirvana_Teen11/06/2009 08:21Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@StumbleUpon_User08/30/2005 03:41I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Facepalm_Master11/01/2015 13:30I facepalmed and then I laughed.

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