I’m a duo. We’re a great pear.
Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Oops, I laughed again!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Silently laughing in the snow.
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