1998 Archive: The iMac G3 Release
Why did the White House get the colorful iMacs? To make the “Deposition Videos” look a little more cheerful. Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes:… Read More »1998 Archive: The iMac G3 Release
1998 Legacy: The “Pretty Fly for a White Guy” Paradox
The Offspring just described 80% of the guys in my suburban neighborhood. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Legacy: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben knocking for ten minutes! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Ben
1996 Vintage: The Viagra Update
A guy in the 1996 clinical trials says, “Doctor, this pill is like a miracle! I feel like a 20-year-old stallion!” The doctor asks, “And… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Viagra Update
1996 Classic: The 28.8k Speed
I upgraded my modem and now the internet is so fast I can see the top half of a celebrity photo in under thirty seconds.… Read More »1996 Classic: The 28.8k Speed
1996 Legacy: The Broken Bone
“I broke my leg in three places.” “Stay out of those places!” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas”… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Broken Bone
1995 Legacy: The Overhead Projector
Why did the meeting take so long? The manager spent 20 minutes trying to get the transparency straight. Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes:… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Overhead Projector
1995 Archive: The “Budget” Joke
Why didn’t Waterworld win more? Because the Razzies felt that the movie nearly bankrupting its studio was punishment enough. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards… Read More »1995 Archive: The “Budget” Joke
1995 Vintage: Starbucks Growth
Why were there suddenly three on every block? Because in 1995, we decided that $4 for a coffee was a “lifestyle choice,” not a robbery.… Read More »1995 Vintage: Starbucks Growth
1995 Vintage: The Orange (Again)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again? Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Orange (Again)