1996 Legacy: The Broken Bone

“I broke my leg in three places.” “Stay out of those places!”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

@Lara_Croft_9605/30/1997 20:34Found a real treasure with this one.

@X-Gen_Mark08/11/1997 19:33This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Beavis_Butthead01/24/1999 21:12Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@MP3_Encoder07/11/2005 17:01128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Speed_Racer_Go12/09/2007 13:48Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Goldmember_I_L08/23/2015 10:04I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Runescape_Noob03/31/1999 10:02Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!