Why was the school bus ride so loud in June? Because thirty middle schoolers spent the entire forty-minute trip home screaming the lyrics to “Holding Out for a Hero” in perfect imitation of a giant green ogre movie climax.
Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls, Green Day & iPod Mini” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
The farce is strong with this one!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.