1996 Classic: The 28.8k Speed

I upgraded my modem and now the internet is so fast I can see the top half of a celebrity photo in under thirty seconds.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

I just watched a video of my boss giving me a raise, but the lig...read more »

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

Step into 2021 – the year of the Squid Game global obsession, the...read more »

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid11/17/2004 06:26Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Terminator_2_Fan02/17/2008 23:52Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Emule_Donkey09/13/2008 12:15Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Grunge_Lord_9409/29/2000 21:45I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Dale_Doback_Fan06/19/2000 05:34Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club07/26/1995 10:26All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@About_Dot_Com07/29/1998 21:23The human guide to online humor.

@Challenge_Acc06/17/2014 03:02Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!