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1995 Vintage: Starbucks Growth

Why were there suddenly three on every block? Because in 1995, we decided that $4 for a coffee was a “lifestyle choice,” not a robbery.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict12/26/1997 21:34LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Offspring_Guy05/13/2006 09:10The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Anchorman_Ron08/24/2000 11:01I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Fire_Background12/05/2008 09:11This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Blogger_Default06/16/2006 17:43Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Deal_With_It_G06/26/1995 08:33Deal with it. This is gold.
@Viewer_Number_102/16/2004 02:46First! And it’s funny!

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