Why were there suddenly three on every block? Because in 1995, we decided that $4 for a coffee was a “lifestyle choice,” not a robbery.
Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive
2005 Vintage: The Launch of Etsy
Why were we buying handmade soap? Because someone realized the i...read more »
2002 Classic: The Spider-Man Premiere
Why did everyone start climbing brick walls? Because Tobey Magui...read more »
2004 Classic: The Launch of Google Desktop
Why were we searching our own files? Because in 2004, finding a ...read more »
2003 Legacy: The Launch of LinkedIn
Why was the internet getting "professional"? Because someone dec...read more »
2004 Legacy: The Launch of Flickr
Why were we sharing photos? Because before Instagram, we had a p...read more »
2005 Vintage: The Launch of Blu-ray vs. HD-DVD
Why were we fighting again? Because the "Format War" started, an...read more »
2004 Archive: The Olympic Games in Athens
Why was it a homecoming? Because the Games returned to Greece, a...read more »
35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1996 “Polygon & Pocket-Monster” Edition
In 1996, the world officially stopped being flat. Mario leaped in...read more »
2001 Archive: The Launch of the Xbox
Why was the controller so huge? Because Microsoft entered the co...read more »
2002 Archive: The Launch of the GameCube WaveBird
Why were we so free? Because Nintendo gave us the first high-qua...read more »
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2003 Classic: The Mars Exploration Rovers (Spirit & Opportunity)
Why were we sending golf carts to space? Because NASA wanted to ...read more »
2003 Legacy: The Nikon D2H
Why were the pros going digital? Because 4 megapixels was finall...read more »
2003 Vintage: The Launch of Fedora Linux
Why was the hat so red? Because Red Hat decided to split their O...read more »
2005 Legacy: The Launch of the "Video iPod"
Why were we watching Lost on a 2-inch screen? Because the future...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Deal with it. This is gold.
First! And it’s funny!