1998 Legacy: The “Pretty Fly for a White Guy” Paradox

The Offspring just described 80% of the guys in my suburban neighborhood.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

Step into 2007 – the year of the "Jesus Phone" launch, the birth ...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of "Girl Power," the tragic loss of Pr...read more »

2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »

Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

@Mainframe_Manny01/07/2006 17:50Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Flashdance_What10/21/1996 08:46What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Weird_Science_G10/09/2005 01:54We created a monster... of a joke!

@Fat_Bastard_Get09/25/2000 11:39Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@StumbleUpon_User11/12/2004 06:30I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut09/20/2009 12:32My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Wall_Post_Hero02/01/2008 15:11Posting this to my own wall right now!