2001 Classic: The Ketchup

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with me!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

@Sid_Meier_Fan09/12/2013 07:23Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Doom_Marines05/16/2011 16:15Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Fight_Club_Member06/02/2009 02:24I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Dogpile_Fan_Club06/20/2012 07:22All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Illidan_Blind06/08/1997 14:39I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

@Deal_With_It_G03/05/2006 19:04Deal with it. This is gold.