2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John Wick universe can’t save a movie that spent too much time in the editing room. Part… Read More »2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% “Organic Intelligence Premium” for clients who wanted their lies crafted by a real person.… Read More »2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
2024 Vintage: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
An elderly homebound parishioner refusing to watch the internet livestream, demanding that her grandson continue recording the sermon onto an audio cassette tape despite the… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
2023 Vintage: Best Country Album
Why A Beautiful Time? Willie Nelson is 89 and still winning, while the rest of us get tired walking up a flight of stairs. Part… Read More »2023 Vintage: Best Country Album
2023 Classic: The Jim Harbaugh “Sign-Stealing”
Why were there so many people in glasses on the Michigan sideline? Because the “Stalions” drama turned college football into a spy thriller, but the… Read More »2023 Classic: The Jim Harbaugh “Sign-Stealing”
2020 Legacy: The White Claw
The “No Laws When You’re Drinking Claws” motto gets tested by actual emergency laws. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom… Read More »2020 Legacy: The White Claw
2020 Legacy: The Bodybuilder
“I’m not changing the bulb, I’m doing ‘overhead isometric holds’ with the ceiling.” Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year of… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Bodybuilder
2020 Classic: Christmas Jokes 1995-2025
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2019 Vintage: The “Winning” Narrative
Why did it change to “Enduring Presence”? Because “Winning” was too final, and “Enduring” sounds like something we can do for another 20 years. Part… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Winning” Narrative
2018 Classic: The Bird Box Blindfold
Why Sandra Bullock? For making everyone in 2018 try to walk around their house with a scarf over their eyes, leading to thousands of stubbed… Read More »2018 Classic: The Bird Box Blindfold