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2019 Vintage: The “Winning” Narrative

Why did it change to “Enduring Presence”? Because “Winning” was too final, and “Enduring” sounds like something we can do for another 20 years.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Pixel_Addict05/02/2007 23:25LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Tamagotchi_Dad02/15/2002 15:43Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Titanic_Survivor02/18/2003 12:15I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Lord_Of_The_Rings07/12/2000 11:33One joke to rule them all!
@SouthPark_Stan11/05/2001 20:22Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@USB_Pioneer07/31/2006 11:29Plug and Play laughter!
@Requiem_Dreamer01/05/2001 10:07That was intense... and funny!
@Sum41_Skater02/23/2015 04:58In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Animorphs_X07/22/2000 16:02I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@HotBot_User04/06/2003 10:00Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

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