Why did it change to “Enduring Presence”? Because “Winning” was too final, and “Enduring” sounds like something we can do for another 20 years.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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