2013 Classic: The Pebble Smartwatch
Why was the nerd so proud? He had a screen on his wrist that lasted 7 days and only displayed “E-ink” sadness. Part of the… Read More »2013 Classic: The Pebble Smartwatch
2011 Classic: The Super Bass
My wife is trying to learn the Nicki Minaj rap. She sounds like she’s having a minor medical emergency. Part of the 68 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2011 Classic: The Super Bass
2011 Classic: The Minecraft Logic
“Why are you punching a tree?” “I need wood for my house.” “There’s a hardware store two miles away, use the car.” Part of the… Read More »2011 Classic: The Minecraft Logic
2011 Classic: The Death of Osama bin Laden
Why was the Situation Room photo so famous? Because it was the first time we saw a President, a Secretary of State, and a bunch… Read More »2011 Classic: The Death of Osama bin Laden
2010 Legacy: The USB “Mini Fridge”
Why was the computer beeping? Because a one-can fridge was “stealing” all the power from the motherboard. Part of the 83 Office Groaners: The 2010… Read More »2010 Legacy: The USB “Mini Fridge”
2010 Classic: The Easy A “Pocketful of Sunshine”
Emma Stone just made this song the official soundtrack to every awkward bathroom moment. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception of Social… Read More »2010 Classic: The Easy A “Pocketful of Sunshine”
2010 Legacy: The Archie Panjabi Surprise
Why did The Good Wife win? Because Kalinda Sharma is the only person who can solve a crime wearing leather boots without saying a single… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Archie Panjabi Surprise
2009 Legacy: The Leather
I’m “tough.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The 2009 Final Music Vibe
Why did the year feel like a neon-lit funeral? Because we spent the first half moonwalking in memory of Michael Jackson and the second half… Read More »2009 Classic: The 2009 Final Music Vibe
2009 Legacy: The Wendy
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar &… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Wendy